First off, I want to say that I hate Martin Lawrence with a fucking passion. I don't understand how he, Dane Cook, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, Ryan Reynolds, Ben Stiller get put into so many movies each year. I used to like Vaughn and Ferrell and now Hollywood is just beating a dead horse with both of them. I don't understand how anyone finds Dane Cook funny. I think there's only one thing with Dane Cook in it that I can tolerate and that was Mr. Brooks, which wasn't a comedy. Anyways, on to the review.
I found a movie worse than Dragon Wars. I kid you not. I was in so much pain during this movie that I wanted to rip my eyes out. It was the most painful experience I have ever had watching a movie. Whoever takes their kids to see this movie will be torturing themselves as well as their kids.
Martin Lawrence plays an overprotective father who watches his daughter's every steps to make sure she's safe. When it comes time for her to go to college, she wants to go to on a road trip to find the perfect college. She tries to go alone but her father becomes too concerned and decides to go with her.
I have never seen a film so cliched in my life. Honestly, think of all the cliches you know and I'm certain they appear in this movie. Whose bright idea was it to create this movie? The characters are just awful and annoying. Donny Osmond is the most annoying character I have ever seen in a film. Him and his daughter and wife in the film are the most annoying characters. And Will Sasso's in the movie as well (the big, bald guy from MAD TV back when it was funny). I can see where his career is heading now.
WORST MOVIE EVER!!! GETTING PAID FOR IT WAS NOT WORTH IT!!
Rating: -2 (out of 4) (Again, worse than Dragon Wars, which got a -1 out of 4)
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